The castle in the Bronx, New York is on the market for $1,499,900.
Welcome to the historic Castle of Kingsbridge Terrace.
Built in 1914, this 5-story stucco & stone Victorian triplex features over 28 rooms, 11 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, 7 fireplaces, 4 balcony decks, an attached 2-car garage with vaulted ceilings & more!
I don’t know if it was ever a single family home, but it’s 3 separate units, now, with so many wonderful original elements.
It looks like each unit has a fabulous turret room w/built-ins and stained glass.
Look at the rounded nook and the beautiful woodwork. The inlaid floors are all original.
Gorgeous ceilings, and that fireplace!
This unit has a cozy living room and lovely fireplace.
One of the bedrooms- that fireplace in black & white gives the room a lot of decor possibilities.
Not in love w/this unit’s renovated kitchen.
This bath looks like it was reno’d in the 70s but still has the stained glass windows.
The unit on this floor looks more authentic- I see a clawfoot tub.
I like this unit.
Oh, yeah. This one has an original bath.
Loving the kitchen, especially the sink and tiles.
Definitely one of the best units.
Gorgeous bedroom.
This must be the uppermost floor. Even the hallway is nice.
Here’s another fabulous vintage bath.
A garage is worth its weight in gold, in the Bronx.
if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.
i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter
wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be
*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science
*the orange grows legs and skitters away*
Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*
*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*
“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*
Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.
I know we’re all tired of the “man proudly holding fish he caught” genre of profile picture on dating apps & sites, but I think we’re just going to have to accept that fishbros aren’t going to stop because they’ve been doing it for millennia
Yes, but whatever happened to the ‘holding fish he just caught, while heroically nude? You’d think that dating sites would be all about heroic nudity, but noooooo….
I feel like there’s an argument that shirtless pics are the modern version of heroic nudity, adjusted for our stronger nudity taboo.
Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*
Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-
Stunning Surreal Photography Collages by Hüseyin Şahin
Rationality versus irrationality, fantasy versus reality, logic as opposed to magic create constraints in our imagination as we grow up; we undergo a continuous struggle within ourselves, curbing our childlike curiosity and our desire to explore. However, Istanbul-based visual artist Hüseyin Şahin broke free of these limitations to compose surrealistic scenes.
the userbase when tumblr attempts literally any contemporary method to profit from us that has been highly effective on every other website:
the userbase when tumblr implements the most deranged and masochistic series of features imaginable immediately after covering our dashes in thousands of crabs:
